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Archaeologists and planetary historians are in an ecstatic frenzy after a team of quark divers retrieved an ancient "time capsule" dating from 2012 Y.O.C. (Centon of Impact).  The artifact, recovered last Minaux (7 Minaux 3773), confirms the much debated speculation of Jonhese Bweb D.D.M., that ancient civilization was bio-reduced by a spectacular meteor shower during the early part of the 21st centon.

   The near perfectly preserved capsule (image 1- immediately above) was located by Ennia Ylortoa D.D.M., of the Holograpa Warp Institute, whose data banks are located at the Hxutsr first contact Space Port in Fractal, Olorado. Ylortoa and Bweb were conducting a routine "shelf alignment" just off the coast of the Nevabada Resort Area when Ylortoa's fractal rosdor, according to her account,"went hyper space" as it pickup up the Flacmyt "E"mizzions. Bweb wasquoted as saying, "that this discovery absolutely confirms his "Impact Theory"and should now qualify him for a coveted Snobal Pritz (insert- image 2).


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Bweb continued, "There is now absolutely no doubt that ancient civilizations were completely bio-reduced by massive meteor impact and that Hunsteinb's theory of ascension is 'ecstasy for the masses'. Ennia Ylortoa declined to comment on Bweb's "Impact Theory" stating that she still adhered to "The Great Bang Theory" espoused by her post-graduate studies advisor, the late Bjorkig Ruhmpa, D.D.M.

   The capsule was carefully excavated using floralazerts and immediately aereaoted to the surface and stowed onboard the HMZ Crystomic Beagleta. Within 17 tspisons the artifact was translocated to Gaia National University's Bodsurf Campus in Los Hanglidez, Utha.  There a specialized "antiquities team" *,  immediately began the tedious process of cataloguing the capsule and its contents.
 
 

One immediate observation was that the circumference of the capsule is 
      twice Pi its height in orbtzcronz squared  or   C = 2 Pi H oz Sq. 
      However, there was no immediate indication of what system of measurement was used by ancient civilizations and the "Pi measurement" was dismissed, initially,as a "coincidence". 
 

  The contents of this data base is primarily for the use of scholars above level D.D.F.  Its contents are © Copyrighted by the Gaia National University's Archive.  Transportation and replication of objects is permitted only with the prior transperloated consent of Gaia National University's Board of Governors.

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* The "antiquities team" wishes to thank the National Chairperson of Grants and Gifts
for providing the funding necessary to complete the catalogue.
  The entire process was conducted at the Bodsurf Campus in Los Hanglidze.

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